Greetings! Bursting forth in glorious metaphorical, allegorical, phantasmagorical, Delphinian Oracle wonder shall be placed here various types of what might be loosely classified as poetry.
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- The Legend of Slingy Parloo I entered this poem in the Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry contest in 2017. I didn't win anything, but at least I gave it a shot. Turns out none of the contest-winning poems are ever actually funny. Go figure. Enjoy! The Legend of Slingy Parloo 'Twas a long time ago (1872) Starts The Legend of Slingy Parloo A young man rode the range on his steed, Steely Blue 'Twas the stallion of Slingy Parloo And his fame went before him, as Fame oft will do 'Twas the Legend of Slingy Parloo For he wore not a gun, but a slingshot of…
- There's a Pooker on My Pillow- Published! I am extremely excited to announce that my first pet-related children's book has been published! It's called There's a Pooker on My Pillow, and it's about our little Yorkie, Chloe, a.k.a. Pooker. Also Pookie. And Pook. It tells how we adopted her from a rescue shelter, detailing how she went from terrible abuse at a puppy mill to being left in the forest alone for a week in the rain, finally rescued, adopted by my wife and me, and how she has changed from a scaredy-pup into a happy, well-adjusted little fluffy ball of sunshine! It also teaches kids the importance…